Things I have watched children learn at my shop
Do no pick on your sister if she is holding a wiffle-ball bat
Never tell your mom her diet is not working
When your dad asks, “Do I look stupid?” Don’t answer
Don’t piss off mom when she is pregnant
When you want something expensive, ask your grandparents
Never be a smartass to a mom whose eye is twitching
Dad’s hit harder but move slower
Never tell your little sister you don’t care what mom says
Even if your mom is wearing a thong do not say, “Your butt is eating your underwear!”
Just because you are wearing a superman costume does not mean you can fly
While in a Spiderman Costume spitting on your brother is not a good substitute for a “web shooter”
Although you can put frosting into your ears…you really shouldn’t
An obstacle course bounce house only has two exits…If I have two parents…there is no escape
Mothers travel at the speed relative to the impropriety of what a child is doing
Moms chase…dads ambush
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